Words: Staff Writer
“Hello, this is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.”
In the words of Ice Cube, “It was a good day”.
Today, an eagle-eyed Twitter user dug up Hans Moleman’s drivers license to make the revelation we all needed.
Despite appearing to die numerous times, the creepy aul fella always makes his way back to Springfield and today he celebrates his 100th birthday.
For those saying “oh, but Americans switch the dates around”, yeah and the characters also wear the same clothes everyday and Krusty the Clown looks exactly like Homer with make up on – this world doesn’t exactly reside in reality.
We hear he is next in line for his vaccination. Enjoy your birthday king.